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Now that's serious punishment - What Michigan's House needs, jackasses

In other news, my blissful avoidance of the craptastic ooze that is modern news has been disrupted by the jackasses in Michigan's House. Nice job, assholes, I hope you all suffer terrible hemorrhoids, a fitting biblical curse for those who attack women's rights.

I'm embarrassed on behalf of my state. The Great Lakes State will now be known as the women in chains state. All congress-critters who voted for this odious attack on women's rights should have to wear cones of shame.

Of course, they are all celebrating on their "victory" against the "baby killers". These stupid fucks need to find something useful to do, like save the unicorns.