dionysus1999 | Entries tagged with silly

Ted Cruz wants you to believe he's human, because he wants to be the next president. What he's not telling you is he's a 400 year old vampire with a magic ring that prevents him from burning up in the sunlight.

He was a conquistador, one of Ponce de Leon's men, and was cursed with vampirism after pissing in the fountain of youth. You'll note that his top aides never expose their throats. His tell is he speaks Spanish with an antiquated accent. He does not sparkle, that's a lie promoted by Stephenie Meyer fans.

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wednes, Iran ready to help out the President, Republican Senators.

It's been a good year for some Elder gods.

Current Mood: amused

Fate had it out for me this morning. Our rodent intruder met his own fate as well, which was the main reason I left a little late for work.

Neither mouse corpse, accident on US-23 or people moving 15 mph on snow covered roads (Ypsi had a dusting, Ann Arbor had more) could keep me from getting to work on time.

Current Mood: accomplished

humans, a photo by Jeff's people and stuff on Flickr.

Those critters do the darnest things.

donkey, a photo by Jeff's people and stuff on Flickr.

That mission changed their lives forever.

Karl, a photo by Jeff's people and stuff on Flickr.

Karl's ability to catch birds by using the force never failed to impress other felines.

monkey proctologist by Jeff's people and stuff

monkey proctologist, a photo by Jeff's people and stuff on Flickr.

Dr. Simian's patients were sometimes put off by his insistence that a prostate check was vital at every visit. Especially the females.

bitslookalike by Jeff's people and stuff

bitslookalike, a photo by Jeff's people and stuff on Flickr.

If this kitty knew the details of feline reproduction she may not be that depressed.

old world kitty by Jeff's people and stuff

old world kitty, a photo by Jeff's people and stuff on Flickr.

Old world kitty is multilingual. But like our domestic cats, she poops outside the litterbox to express her disapproval.

evolutionarypsychology by Jeff's people and stuff

evolutionarypsychology, a photo by Jeff's people and stuff on Flickr.

I shamelessly borrowed this from Boing Boing. Evolutionary psychology is a crapfest of bad research, and that's not just my opinion, it's the facts. http://www.badscience.net/category/evolutionary-psychology/

plant catastrophe by Jeff's people and stuff

plant catastrophe, a photo by Jeff's people and stuff on Flickr.

Wow, this looks familiar. That's a nice looking aloe, too.

Borrowed from Slackitivist.

Current Mood: amused

An interesting article about Lord Curzon, loaded with historical tidbits. What people don't know is he was a time traveler from the distant future. He averted the disasterous invasion of the Selkies which had destroyed England is his own future. I believe his time machine sits at the bottom of the moat of Bodiam Castle, the real reason he restored the fortification.

Current Mood: silly

It would seem a poor choice to call your project Skynet, unless you're deliberately being ironic.

I mean, why help speed up the coming apocalypse? Skynet will not curry favors with any human, despite what those foolish astronomers think.

Current Mood: amused

He is!

Current Mood: silly

English/commonwealth:

Welsh rabbit

Sweetbread

Toad in the hole

Bangers and mash

Spotted dick

All American:

Rocky Mountain oysters

All over:

Black Pudding

Current Mood: nauseated

Bradley Cooper is one of those actors I love to revile. But, he's no Satan.

There are many other fine actors who could have done this, Alex, why this wanker?

I would have been impressed if they would have cast Elizabeth Hurley. She can do sensual evil like few other actresses. I think Hugh Grant is partly to thank.

Current Mood: disappointed

Eating intelligent animals seems unncessarily cruel. I'll pass on the calamari, thanks.

Current Mood: good

Found another zombie movie for you!

Current Mood: amused

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Experiments in Madness

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Entries tagged with silly

This just in, Ted Cruz is a vampire

Iran ready to help the U.S. out

It certainly has been a good year

Nice try, but I still made it to work on time!

I know what you mean

donkey

Karl, Jedi Master

monkey doctor

Who does this remind you of?

old world kitty

Bat slap

plant cat-astrophe

A graph that is 100 percent accurate, amazing!

Lord Curzon, lover of Americans, chrononaut

Uh, yeah, Skynet certainly does want more computing power

Who's your daddy?

Foods that aren't what they sound like

Bradley Cooper is a weenie

As seen on xkcd

Targeted post: wednes

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