I feel a bit cthulhu-esque

May. 31st, 2025 03:57 pm
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Posted by PZ Myers

I was sitting at my computer this morning, when a fuzzy, tiny blob slowly lowered itself before my face. I looked closely at it, and it was a single strand of spider silk with a dead mosquito at the end of it. I tried to take a photo with my phone, but it was too small and close. Here it is, anyway.

Now it’s possible that some ceiling spider was fishing for humans, but I prefer to think that it was a spider cult offering a sacrifice to their god. I couldn’t hear what they were chanting, so I don’t know if they were praying for anything, and I prefer to think they were just expressing their gratitude.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

One of the coolest, most amazing things about cats is that they don't give up. No matter what, no matter the circumstances in life that have been dealt to them, cats will enjoy every moment. Blind cats live their best lives, despite the difficulties they have. Deaf cats scream their little heads off, without realizing how loud they're being, to make sure that they get exactly what they want the second the want to get it. It doesn't matter what happens, cats really do make the best out of every second. 

The same is true for the little kitty in this video. This sweet cat has been paralyzed since he was a baby, and that hasn't stopped him from living his life to the fullest. He actually might be one of the funniest cats that we have ever seen, and we have seen a whole lot of funny cats. Then, add a wheelchair to this guy, with all of the energy that he's got, and to quote his owner, he became "a feisty tornado of love."

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

It's time to take a break, everyone. The week is over. Finally. We have made it through. It is officially Caturday, but somehow… we are not in the mood. We're still too tired from the week. Our thoughts are still occupied with all the things that we went through, with all the things that we need to do. We simply cannot find the relief that we need right now. Well, that's about to change. We are about to make you smile. Because we have brought you a whole bunch of itty bitty kitties

And now, look, the smile that you are about to have may be small, just like these tiny kittens, but it will be real. We have yet to hear of a single cat person in the whole universe who is able to not smile at a bunch of teeny weeny kittens, and we don't think that any of you, cat people, are about to ruin that streak. So, enjoy, and have a purrfect day.  

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Welcome to the new Dark Ages

May. 31st, 2025 01:38 pm
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Posted by PZ Myers

I used to see this fake graph all over the place in my New Atheist days. It’s troubling because…well, look at the Y axis. No units? How do you quantify “scientific advancement” to a single dimension, anyway? Also that dashed line extrapolation implies that science naturally rises ‘upwards’. “Christian” Dark Ages implies that there was one single unitary factor to the social, economic, and military changes that occurred after the fall of Rome, and that there was no technological progress between 300CE and 1300CE. It’s a bad graph.

How about this one?

Now that’s a quantitative historical trauma! And we get to live through it (I hope we live through it.)

Trump is going to cut NASA’s budget in half, while making some contradictory plans.

President Donald Trump’s administration is seeking to throttle the scientific ambitions of NASA, prematurely ending a host of active missions in orbit studying Earth and other planets, while also ending the agency’s work to develop their successors. The plans, released today, call for a “leaner” agency that will land “the first human ever, an American, on Mars.” But they would effectively end NASA’s long-standing role as the world leader in space science, researchers say—if the U.S. Congress follows through on them.

Putting an American on Mars is the dumbest goal ever. It’s not going to happen without a solid foundation in space science, which he is destroying. This sounds like a Musk plan: stupid, ill-founded, and doomed to failure.

Trump is demolishing biomedical research.

The Trump administration and Congress are eliminating billions of dollars of funding for medical research while also gutting the scientific workforce. Specifically, they are:

  • Terminating more than $2.4 billion in active grants and obstructing new awards.
  • Radically altering budget structures and reducing future funding.
  • Eroding expertise and ending training programs.

Our best working estimates calculate that the NIH alone has cancelled more than 1,500 grants so far, representing a loss of more than $2.4 billion (PDF) in previously-committed medical research funding, with more expected. When delays (an additional $2.3 billion) are factored in, the total value of lost research funding approaches $5 billion.

The changes to grants management have been rapid, large-scale, and chaotic. In the past, grant terminations have typically been associated with misconduct and extraordinarily rare: from 2012 to 2024, there were fewer than five such terminations. Since February, however, hundreds of researchers across the country have received termination letters telling them that their work “no longer effectuates agency priorities.” This specific phrase references an obscure update to the Office of Management and Budget rules from the first Trump administration that allows them to unilaterally sever grants in service of the president’s political agenda. This executive branch maneuver is called “impoundment” and it functionally overrides Congressional authorization and appropriation.

Some of the terminations are blatantly ideological; a result of DOGE-directed screening and searches for flagged keywords like “women,” “trans,” “nonbinary,” “diversity,” or “COVID.” The attack on “woke DEI ideology” targets research focused on HIV/AIDS, LGBTQ+ health, reproductive health, addiction and mental health, health equity and systemic racial disparities, and more. Other terminations have nothing to do with the subject of the research, and instead must be understood as part of the administration’s attempt to strip universities of their independence.

Here’s a tally of many of the scientific budget cuts.

• National Science Foundation (NSF):
o The budget proposes $3.9 billion for NSF, which is $4.9 billion below (55%
decrease) FY 2025 enacted. The budget request proposes cuts for climate, clean
energy, “woke social, behavioral and economic sciences” and “programs in low
priority areas of science.”
• National Institutes of Health (NIH):
o The budget proposes $29.116 billion for the NIH, a $17.97 billion reduction (38%
decrease) from FY 2025 enacted. It also proposes reforms to the NIH, including
consolidating programs into five new focus areas:
▪ National Institute on Body Systems Research;
▪ National Institute on Neuroscience and Brain Research;
▪ National Institute of General Medical Sciences;
▪ National Institute of Disability Related Research; and
▪ National Institute on Behavioral Health.
o NIH research would align with the president’s priorities to address chronic
disease and other epidemics, implementing all executive orders, and eliminating
research on climate change, radical gender ideology and divisive “racialism”.
This new structure retains the Advanced Research Projects Agency for Health
(ARPA-H).
o The budget provides $27 billion for NIH research.
• Department of Energy (DOE):
o The budget proposes $7.092 billion for the Office of Science, which is $1.148
billion below (13.9% decrease) FY 2025 enacted.
o The budget proposes $888 million for Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy
(EERE), which is $2.572 billion below (74% decrease) FY 2025 enacted.
o The budget proposes $200 million for Advanced Research Projects Agency–
Energy (ARPA-E), which is $260 million below (56% decrease) FY 2025 enacted.
• National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA):
o The budget proposes a $1.311 billion decrease for the NOAA Operations,
Research and Grants program. Since the final FY 2025 continuing resolution did
not provide the specific funding level, the base level is unknown. The budget
cites a termination of “a variety of climate-dominated research, data, and grant
programs, which are not aligned with the Administration’s policy-ending ‘Green
New Deal’ initiatives.”
• National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA):
o The budget proposes $5.069 billion for NASA Science Mission Directorate, which
is $2.265 billion below (30.8% decrease) FY 2025 enacted.
o The budget proposes $1.034 billion for Earth Science, which is $1.161 billion
below (52.8% decrease) FY 2025 enacted.
o The budget proposes $569 million for the Space Technology Directorate, which
is $531 million below (48.2% decrease) FY 2025 enacted.

Don’t forget: 47% decrease in the budget of the department of agriculture, and a 30% cut to the department of the interior, and eliminating the National Endowment for the Humanities, the National Endowment for the Arts, and the Institute of Museum and Library Science! On the bright side, the defense department gets a 13% increase. Also keep in mind that these are the quantitative changes — we haven’t even started examining the qualitative changes in where the money that is left is going, thanks to agents of chaos like RFK jr and Bhattacharya.

There’s no hiding the fact that these cuts are ideologically driven.

In February, the National Institutes of Health (NIH) — the world’s largest public funder of biomedical research — began an ideological purge of its grants. Without warning, hundreds of research projects — many of which had been underway for years, representing thousands of hours of work and billions of dollars in investment — were abruptly cancelled without a scientifically valid explanation. The NIH cited only vague connections to “gender identity” and “diversity, equity, and inclusion” (DEI), or other now-forbidden topics such as vaccine hesitancy and COVID, as justification, claiming these projects no longer aligned with “agency priorities.”

These funding cuts raise serious ethical concerns for study participants and risk many life-saving findings going unpublished. The NIH has undermined research on life-threatening diseases that affect us all like cancer, HIV, and Alzheimer’s — and dangerously implies that some patients are more worthy of care than others. These actions stifle scientific progress and put lives at risk.

It’s amazing how electing one man can so profoundly change the course of history…and not in a good way. Here’s the real march of progress:

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Posted by Jordan Liles

Online users claimed a video showed President Trump, who did not stay for the diploma ceremony, playing golf after returning to his New Jersey club.

Jeffrey Tomkins strikes again!

May. 31st, 2025 12:10 pm
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Posted by PZ Myers

Any time the various creationist organizations — AiG, ICR, CMI, DI, etc. — start getting excited and claiming that genetics supports creationism, it usually seems to trace back to Jeffrey Tomkins, the one guy who knows a little genetics and molecular biology, and most importantly, knows how to distort the scientific literature. A new paper in Nature, the complete sequencing of ape genomes, does a detailed and thorough comparison of great ape genomic data, and Tomkins does his usual thing and butchers it.

Tomkins is known for his usage of “ungapped” comparisons to depress the percentage similarity between the human and chimpanzee genomes. This method relies on aligning the beginnings of two DNA sequences, and measuring whether subsequent base pairs at corresponding positions match one another. The flaw in this method is that insertions, duplications or deletions in either sequence may cause parts of it to be shifted forward or backward relative to the other, so that equivalent sets of base pairs are not precisely aligned with one another in the comparison. Ungapped comparisons interpret those parts of the two sequences as entirely mismatched even if there are no other differences between them.

If you see any creationist now claiming that humans and chimpanzees are 15% different, rather than the number reported in scientific journals of 1.5%, it’s all coming from the mangled misinterpretations of Tomkins, who really is obsessed with the idea that humans can’t possibly be at all related to other apes. Casey Luskin accepts the distortion and is stating that scientists have been hiding the magnitude of the differences.

They haven’t. The root of the problem is that there are multiple ways to compare sequences of 3 billion nucleotides. One way is to compare aligned sequences, that is, the genes and regulatory stuff that makes up the functional bits of the genome, and there you find about 98.5% similarity between chimps and humans. Another approach is to tally up all of the sequence differences, whether they have any phenotype or not, and there you can find all kinds of repetitive, noisy stuff in the genome. You can find that a human parent is 10% different from their own child! Here’s a good explanation of the whole data set, rather than a Tompkins-ish cherry-picked mess of lies.

Not mentioned, unfortunately, is the ultimate key to explaining these differences: the differences are in the genetic junk. I guess it’s fair to not bring that up, since creationists do not believe in that anyway.

It does expose the fact that ultimately, all the creationist organizations, including the Intelligent Design wackos at the Discovery Institute, do believe that humans were separately created by a deity/aliens. If that wasn’t their endgame they wouldn’t be paying any attention to Tomkins’ nonsense.


I can’t let this pass. Casey Luskin is particularly egregious in claiming that scientists are lying.

These are all groundbreaking findings — and it’s a shame that Nature would not report the data clearly and would make all of this so hard to find — using jargon that most non-experts won’t understand. Why did they do this? It’s important to realize that publishing scientific papers can be a bit like sausage-making: it’s often messy, and the final form that you read usually represents compromise language that all of the authors, reviewers, and editors were willing to publish — and may not represent precisely how every author of a paper feels. So perhaps some authors of this study would have preferred to state the implications more plainly. But we can still ask, Why didn’t Nature state the results clearly and let the chips fall where they may?

Note that this is a response to Nature publishing the complete and detailed results of a complex genetic comparison — they did state the results clearly, and published all of the data. None of the creationist critics have added any new information, every complaint they’ve made is the product of extracting bits and pieces from the Nature paper. It’s not their fault that the paper doesn’t state the implications more plainly because the creationist implications are not there.

It annoys the hell out of me that Nature can publish a 28 page paper with 82 tables of data in the supplementary information, and Luskin can whine that they didn’t dumb it down enough that a lying creationist can find the part where real scientists say god did it.

It’s because the data don’t support your claim, you ass.

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Cat meowthers and pawthers, it's time for us to spring into summer like we're our cats with the zoomies. Whether you're excited about the summer vacation you have coming up (that your cat is invited to, obviously) or you're looking forward to a nice restful summer of relaxation with your favorite feline by your side, it is inpawrative that you prepare as best as you can before the summer catches you by surprise!

Our cats, for the most part, cannot take themselves outside whenever they please, if at all. So, consider getting a cool leash for your fuzzy friend, or maybe one of those bubble backpacks that let you carry your catto on your back without worrying if they'll go off-leash and cause some hissterical mayhem…

If you're feeling like you need a paw-k me up before summer comes in hot and heavy, you should scroll through the memes I curated below. I can guarantee you'll be a bit more excited for the summer sun that lies ahead. After that, find a patch of sunlight on the floor and pretend you're a cat sizzling in the summer sun. Sounds good to me!

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Mars in the Loop

May. 31st, 2025 05:29 am
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Posted by Grace Deng

"I would give you an additional comment but we're too busy creating burner accounts, according to former staff," joked Mace's spokesperson.
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Posted by kalila courban

We love kittens. We love kittens so much that it physically pains us. We want to cradle them. We want to tuck them into tiny blankets. We want to dedicate our lives to doting on them 24 hours a day. But alas, kittens don't just fall into your lap… unless, of course, you happen to be one very lucky human on their morning drive.

This person didn't expect their day to start with a full-on feline rescue, but when they spotted the tiny criminal on the highway median, everything changed. What followed was a dramatic highway extraction, a hasty drive to the vet, and one tiny, grimy orange kitten meowing nonstop the entire ride, only to curl up in their rescuer's hoodie pouch and fall fast asleep the moment he realized he was finally safe. He was barely 3 weeks old and underweight, but a few pouches of kitten mousse and a warm blanket later, he was already melting hearts. And here's the best part: by some stroke of magic, the perfect home was waiting for him.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Few things in life are as dramatic and hilarious as a cat mid-bath. One second they're peacefully loafing on the windowsill, and the next? Dripping, betrayed, and plotting your downfall from the bottom of the tub. Wet cats have perfected the art of looking personally offended, like you've committed a grave crime by making them a little soggy.

Sure, we hoomans might think it's for their own good. "It's just a little rinse!" we say cheerfully. But to the feline mind, bath time is a full-blown soap opera. Every splash is a scandal, every bubble a betrayal. And don't get them started on the towel wrap. Suddenly, your once proud predator is a soggy burrito of rage, staring at you like you've broken the ancient cat-human treaty.

And yet… we can't stop laughing. The fluffed-up fur, the wide-eyed stares, the wet spaghetti legs slipping on the floor. It's pure comedy gold. While they may never forgive us, at least we'll have the pictures.

So next time you reach for the shampoo, just remember: they'll dry off eventually. But the drama? That lives on forever.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

This pawrent is in a real catastrophe. After hinting for jewelry or a framed butterfly for her birthday, her boyfriend surprised her with… a "One Free Cat Adoption" coupon. While well-meaning, gifting a living being without full discussion is a major misstep. Especially when it comes with ongoing emotional and financial responsibility. The new kitten, Faye, is a typical 6-month-old tabby tornado, bouncing off walls and meowing nonstop. Meanwhile, the boyfriend seems blissfully unbothered by the chaos… or the reality of their pet-restricted rental.

The original cat, a calm six-year-old who was once an outdoor adventurer, has yet to meet the new whirlwind. Understandably, the pawrent feels overwhelmed, sleep-deprived, and guilty. Torn between a growing bond and the real-world weight of this unexpected addition. She's trying to do everything right, but with exams looming and no extra support, the pressure's mounting.

To rehome or not to rehome? That's the agonizing question. This situation is a lesson in why pets should never be surprises and why true gifts should come with support, not stress. Whether Faye stays or goes, it's okay to prioritize stability, sleep, and sanity. Sometimes the kindest choice is the hardest one.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Artificial intelligence seems to be where people are looking when they fear for their jobs nowadays. Once it was abroad, and before that it was invaders, but today we seem to be totally fixed on digital doubles of ourselves stepping into our positions and doing them faster and better than we could have ever hoped to. But there is one critical thing we are missing, and that is that cats are not only ready right now to step into most of our job roles, but they are already doing it and are proving that their love of food is more motivation than any hooman employee could ever have.

So with that said, we have collected a list of hilarious pics portraying the pawfessional cats that are coming to take your cubicle. So the next time you hear the pitter-patter of feline feets in your office, be ready to get canned.

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