Nancy Mace said 'due process is for citizens.' Here's who it's really for
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21 Pictures of Cat Loafs So Purrfect You’ll Wish You Could Butter Them
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Have you ever seen a cat loafing around and thought, "That's one purrfect loaf of bread"? When cats tuck their paws under their bodies and morph into a compact, fluffy lump, they resemble the cutest bakery creation ever. These "cat loaves" are a staple in the feline world, a true knead-to-know phenomenon! Some might say they're bready for a nap, while others are just toasting in a sunbeam, rising slowly like a warm sourdough on a lazy Sunday morning.
Each loaf has its own flavor: from tabby rye to calico challah, and of course, the classic white bread kitty. Don't try to slice these loaves, though! They're full of pawsitivity and just a whisker away from pouncing! They might knead some attention, or maybe they're just biscuit-making in their dreams.
No matter how you slice it, cats are the ultimate gluten-free, attitude-packed, nap-optimized bundles of fluff. Next time you see a cat loafing, remember you've just spotted a rare, wild meownana bread in its natural habitat. Pawsitively delicious!
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Brad Pitt didn't testify at Sean 'Diddy' Combs' trial, honestly
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Breaking down Texas house raid where ICE detained more than 40 people, including minors
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Walmart heiress Christy Walton paid for NYT anti-Trump protest ad. Here's everything we know
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Clarifying claims Louisiana voted 'to force a 9-year-old girl to deliver her rapist's baby'
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Claims spread Trump wore catheter at UFC event. Here's what we know
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This feline tail started when one hooman adopted a kitten, receiving it free from a friend on Facebook, and finally fulfilled her dream of having a cat after moving into her own place. But her girlfriend isn't exactly purring with excitement. Claiming it's about "financial responsibility," she admits (in her own words) to sounding a bit unhinged about not liking cats. Weeks go by, and the girlfriend still hasn't met the kitten since he needed meds and shots, but things start to really unravel when the pawrent ordered a custom cat calendar. Four copies, to be specific. As any devoted cat parent would.
Instead of laughing along, the girlfriend responds with a cold thumbs up and passive-aggressive texts like, "Take care of your cat and have fun with him." Ouch. Meanwhile, the cat's been a total emotional support floof. Bringing peace, independence, and joy. He's her first pet all to herself, and she's made it clear: the cat stays.
This isn't just about a kitten. It's about being with someone who supports the things that make you feel happy and whole. When a tiny ball of fluff does more for your peace of mind than your partner does, it might be time to paws and reflect.
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23 Feline Funnies to Get You Through the Midweek Slump
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The middle of the week is upon us once more people and that can only mean one thing, we are sick of work, we are sick of our colleagues, and we would all much rather call it quits and go home to our cat children. Alas, we cannot do that for our cat children would send us right back to work to make sure that we earn enough to keep them well stocked with sweet treats and toys.
So, resigned to our hopeless position in life we have to turn to other avenues to perk us up. Thankfully there is always the option to get stuck into a pile of feline funnies and the collection of comedic cats that we have lined up today has been specifically designed to help you get through your midweek slump. So find yourself a quiet corner and get ready to put that slump in the dump because you deserve better than that.
God only knows
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Marvel actor Wyatt Russell isn't in LA protest video, honestly
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What to know about Héctor Luis Valdés Cocho, Cuban activist who might be deported
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22 Black Cat Memes to Hex Your Boredom and Summon Maximum Giggles
Jun. 11th, 2025 12:00 pm![[syndicated profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/feed.png)
Black cats are magic. Seriously, how else can you explain this magnificent and meowgical phenomenon that is black cats? They're so elegant, yet so silly. They're so beautiful, yet so hilarious. They're so mysterious, yet such cutie patooties. If not magic, how else can you explain black cats?
Now, combine that magic with the fact that cat memes are the best memes ever, of any genre and type, and you get the maximum magic memes: black cat memes. It's the purrfect combination of human humor and meowstirious black cats. Somehow, they make for the most magical type of memes out there. More than witches and wizards memes. Let's be honest, we love their cat familiars way more.
So, why not make your day more magical? All you need are some cat memes spiced with the black cat magic. They cute boredom with them cat comedy spell, and help any hooman reach maximum giggles. Also, black cats are just so beautiful. It's hard to keep out eyes off them, even in meme form.
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21 Sleepy Cat Memes for Sleepy People Daydreaming of Their Weekend Naps
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Aww, look at your cat. Your cat is probably sleeping, because this is what they do for 80% of their days. Cats are so sleepy it's low-key making us jealous. Because we're sleepy, alright, but we cannot sleep. We cannot make this dream come true (pun definitely intended). We're humans, we need to stay awake. And you as well, this is why you're reading these very tired lines of text.
But cats? Cats are a whole different story. When they're tired all they need to do is plop on the ground and fall asleep. The fancier cats will search for a fanscy sleeping place first - the clean laundry pile, the fluffy blanket of the bed, or your face - and sleep right there. Because they can. Cats can sleep anywhere. We're honestly jealous of cats.
And what can we do about it? Nothing. Well, not nothing… We can look at these tired cat memes and pretend we're cats going to sleep, dreaming good dreams about being able to sleep whenever and wherever we want.
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Yes, the Beach Boys' Brian Wilson has died
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